Pony

"Pony" by Papi Slade
(Originally by Papi slade, remastered by Uncle Samsonite, a musical genius)

The most prominent song in the series, usually playing when Uncle Samsonite is present.

Lyrics
[Verse 1]

I'm just a bachelor

I'm looking for a partner

Someone who knows how to ride without even falling off

Gotta be compatible takes me to my limits

Girl when I break you off

I promise that you won't wanna get off

[Hook]

If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it

If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it

[Verse 2]

Sitting here flossing

Peeping your steelo

Just once if I have the chance

The things I would do to you

You and your body, every single portion

Send chills up and down your spine

Juices flowing down your thigh

[Hook]

If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it

If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it

[Verse 3]

If we're gonna get nasty baby

First we'll show and tell

Till I reach your pony tail

Lurk all over and through you baby

Until we reach the stream

You'll be on my jockey team

[Hook]

If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it

If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it

If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it

If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it

If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it

Ride it

My saddle

Written by: Stephen "Static Major" Garrett; Elgin Baylor "Ginuwine" Lumpkin; Timothy "Timbaland" Mosley